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Tuesday, July 04, 2006
-fUnNy mArKeTiNg CoNcEpTs-
lolx i saw frm a person's blog. it's so funnie. so here i wanna share with u all too. =) enjoy...
Marketing concepts for flirts.
1. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: "I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's direct marketing.
2. At a party, your friends goes up to a gorgeous girl, points to you and says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's advertising.
3. You get the phone number of a gorgeous girl. The next day, you call and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's telemarketing.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bad when she drops it, off her a ride, and then say: "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's public relations.
5. A gorgeous girl at a party walks up to you and asks: "Are you very rich?"
That's brand recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" She gives you a hard slap.
That's customer feedback.
7. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: "I'm very rich. Marry me." She introduces you to her husband.
That's demand-and-supply gap.
8. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: "I am very rich. Marry me." She turns to face you- she's your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
lolx. funnie hor. wahhahaa. nice 1. so do u get to understand marketing concepts betta, biz students or students? =P
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